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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Plum Island

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Embassy Machine of Definitely Not Frenchy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Frenchy with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 1.7 billion Definitely Not Frenchyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frenchy. The average income tax rate is 15.6%.

The very strong Definitely Not Frenchyian economy, worth 104 trillion Yafs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 61,230 Yafs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Definitely Not Frenchy's national animal is the Hound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Frenchy.

Definitely Not Frenchy is ranked 39,420th in the world and 34th in Plum Island for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,860.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,136thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 19,689thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,893rdMost Average: 23,813th
Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the region

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