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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland

“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 35.417 billion Deep South Borlandeese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Deep South Borlandite economy, worth 461 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 13,043 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, the people's love for His Supreme Holy Eminence is little more than self-preservation, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, and in a baffling press conference His Supreme Holy Eminence proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep South Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep South Borland is ranked 219,189th in the world and 77th in Wysteria for Nudest, with 1.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Primitive: 1stMost Devout: 1stMost Pacifist: 2ndBest Weather: 2ndLowest Crime Rates: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thNicest Citizens: 19thMost Cultured: 148thMost Corrupt Governments: 333rdMost Stationary: 348thHighest Average Tax Rates: 556thLargest Governments: 832ndLargest Populations: 872ndTop
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Most Conservative: 5,266thMost Influential: 6,436thMost Authoritarian: 7,074thMost Income Equality: 10,230thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,243rdLongest Average Lifespans: 18,607thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,451st
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the region

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