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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland

“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, avant-garde cinema, and daily referendums. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 39.089 billion Deep South Borlandeese are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The large but stagnant Deep South Borlandite economy, worth 345 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 8,840 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Sacrosanct City for fear of causing a fuss, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets, and people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep South Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep South Borland is ranked 272,484th in the world and 66th in Wysteria for Most Patriotic, with 0.36 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Devout: 1stMost Primitive: 1stMost Pacifist: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3rdBest Weather: 3rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4thLowest Crime Rates: 5thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thNicest Citizens: 32ndMost Cultured: 140thMost Stationary: 326thMost Corrupt Governments: 327thLargest Populations: 835thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,353rdHighest Food Quality: 4,106thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,497thMost Conservative: 5,628thLargest Governments: 5,736thMost Influential: 6,479thMost Authoritarian: 9,416thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,308thMost Income Equality: 23,352nd
Most Devout: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 6th in the region

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