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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland

“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.662 billion Deep South Borlandeese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Deep South Borlandite economy, worth 529 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 14,446 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Deep South Borlandeese, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, a new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals, and bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep South Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep South Borland is ranked 37,754th in the world and 58th in Wysteria for Highest Economic Output, with 529 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Authoritarian: 5,953rdMost Conservative: 6,073rdMost Influential: 6,520thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,551stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,334thMost Extreme: 21,384thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,427th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the region

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