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The Happy Children of Danubian Hungarian Republic

“You are lukewarm, so I will spit you out of my mouth.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Non Aligned Movement

Regional Influence: Power


The Happy Children of Danubian Hungarian Republic is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Veselke with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.679 billion Danubian Hungarian Republicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helm's Deep. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danubian Hungarian Republican economy, worth 801 trillion whiskeys a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,352 whiskeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, Veselke spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, interest in globalism never flags, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danubian Hungarian Republic's national animal is the axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Danubian Hungarian Republic is ranked 4,075th in the world and 1st in Non Aligned Movement for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.37 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Rebellious Youth: 3,048thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,019thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,075thMost Inclusive: 4,121stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,969thSafest: 5,074thNicest Citizens: 5,148thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,154thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,681stMost Developed: 5,977thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,082ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,449thMost Cultured: 6,738thMost Influential: 7,081stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,218thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,330thMost Pacifist: 7,420thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,822ndBest Weather: 8,488thHighest Drug Use: 8,492ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,299thSmartest Citizens: 9,345thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,623rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,834thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,525thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,644thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,762ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,441stMost Stationary: 13,842ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,773rdLargest Governments: 15,969th
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Caskani, Stratolahar, Liber Nostra, Zuzarte, and Korwin.