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The Happy Children of Danubian Hungarian Republic

“You are lukewarm, so I will spit you out of my mouth.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Non Aligned Movement

Regional Influence: Power


The Happy Children of Danubian Hungarian Republic is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Veselke with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.314 billion Danubian Hungarian Republicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helm's Deep. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danubian Hungarian Republican economy, worth 758 trillion whiskeys a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,698 whiskeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, Veselke spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, interest in globalism never flags, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Danubian Hungarian Republic's national animal is the axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Danubian Hungarian Republic is ranked 15,735th in the world and 4th in Non Aligned Movement for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.44 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 3,116thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,094thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,114thMost Inclusive: 4,115thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,999thSafest: 5,121stNicest Citizens: 5,148thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,447thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,658thMost Developed: 6,004thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,098thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,688thMost Cultured: 6,791stMost Pacifist: 7,424thMost Influential: 7,496thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,497thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,499thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,985thHighest Drug Use: 8,341stTop
Best Weather: 8,797thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,447thSmartest Citizens: 9,460thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,713thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,797thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,788thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,967thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,133rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,606thMost Efficient Economies: 15,735thMost Stationary: 15,926thLargest Governments: 16,013th
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Caskani, Stratolahar, Liber Nostra, Zuzarte, and Korwin.