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The Fidelíssimo Império of Da Lusofonia

“Há tempos de coruja e tempos de falcão”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Unidos Brasileiros

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

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The Fidelíssimo Império of Da Lusofonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Count of Camelias with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 16.563 billion Lusophones enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, although Public Transport, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trezeno. The average income tax rate is 24.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Da Lusofonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,401 trillion sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 205,361 sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Count of Camelias panders to nontraditional families, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, the government has invited tenders from other nations to run the country's infrastructure, and nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government. Crime is totally unknown. Da Lusofonia's national animal is the ember pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Throne of Yearning.

Da Lusofonia is ranked 3,019th in the world and 1st in Unidos Brasileiros for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 154,226.34 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,689thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,019thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,192ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,998thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,072ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,155thHighest Economic Output: 6,187thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,394thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,510thLargest Retail Industry: 6,809thHealthiest Citizens: 7,145thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,672ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,985thHighest Average Incomes: 9,656thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,374thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,026thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,527thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,766thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,492ndLargest Black Market: 14,139thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,921stMost Pacifist: 15,991stMost Developed: 16,311thBest Weather: 16,550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,914thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,252ndMost Beautiful Environments: 18,952ndHighest Food Quality: 18,959thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,207thMost Secular: 20,841stSafest: 21,346thMost Cultured: 21,787thLargest Populations: 22,793rdLargest Governments: 22,905thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,981stMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,391stMost Efficient Economies: 28,741st
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the region

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