Spotlight on:
The Jingoistic States of Stingoistic Jates |
“In Lumine Lunae”
Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Jingoistic States of Stingoistic Jates is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Caecus Val IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.224 billion Jates enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Roof. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Stingoistic economy, worth 139 trillion treasures a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 113,660 treasures, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.
Saying "don't do anything that Caecus Val IV wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and bars are packed at all hours. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stingoistic Jates's national animal is the seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is connectifia abortus.
Stingoistic Jates is ranked 23,238th in the world and 357th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,799.73 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Stingoistic Jates, bars are packed at all hours.
- : Following new legislation in Stingoistic Jates, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
- : Following new legislation in Stingoistic Jates, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
- : Following new legislation in Stingoistic Jates, saying "don't do anything that Caecus Val IV wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Following new legislation in Stingoistic Jates, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive.
- : Stingoistic Jates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Stingoistic Jates, the government has repealed elections for fear of 'mob rule'.
- : Stingoistic Jates was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in Stingoistic Jates, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
- : Following new legislation in Stingoistic Jates, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
World Assembly
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