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The People's Democratic Republic of Communist Lukania

“Salvation for all”

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The People's Democratic Republic of Communist Lukania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Me with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.223 billion Lukanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rivne. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lukanian economy, worth 797 trillion hryvnias a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,479 hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, citizens who don't follow Orthodox Christianity are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, and weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Lukania's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Communist Lukania is ranked 282,759^th in the world and 27^th in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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