Spotlight on:
The ɔı̣ןqndǝꓤ pǝsɐꓭ of Communist Lukania |
“Free stuff, hell yeah!”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Liberty Democratic Alliance |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker |
The ɔı̣ןqndǝꓤ pǝsɐꓭ of Communist Lukania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Rich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.272 billion Lukanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hudson City. The average income tax rate is 85.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lukanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 107,153 hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communist Lukania's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Any and all are accepted.
Communist Lukania is ranked 29,679th in the world and 4th in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Most Income Equality, scoring 72.19 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Communist Lukania's influence in Liberty Democratic Alliance rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Communist Lukania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Highest Average Tax Rates, and Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Communist Lukania lodged a message on the Liberty Democratic Alliance Regional Message Board.
- : Communist Lukania lodged a message on the Liberty Democratic Alliance Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Lukania, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Lukania, government-sanctioned speed mating is rife with Party-sanctioned abuse of power.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Lukania, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Lukania, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Communist Lukania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Communist Lukania, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.