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The Hjonking Hjonker than Hjonk of Cyptopir

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The Hjonking Hjonker than Hjonk of Cyptopir is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Julianne Rivers with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.068 billion Cyptopiriots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grønnheim. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyptopiriot economy, worth 110 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 103,243 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", frat-house partying has become the national pastime, Grønnheim has become the number one destination for urban exploration in the Rejected Realms, and foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Julianne Rivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyptopir's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.

Cyptopir is ranked 241,579^th in the world and 5,688^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.48 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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