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The Empire of CHONdyne

“Well, alright then.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Empire of CHONdyne is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman MP with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.791 billion cyborgs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.2%.

The frighteningly efficient CHONdynean economy, worth 462 trillion US dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 258,151 US dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over CHONdyne, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CHONdyne's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

CHONdyne is ranked 2,773rd in the world and 13th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Fattest Citizens, with 34.5 Obesity Rate.

Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,326thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,347thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,468thMost Secular: 1,486thLargest Retail Industry: 1,786thMost Armed: 1,845thMost Avoided: 1,961stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,485thFattest Citizens: 2,773rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,107thHighest Average Incomes: 3,211thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,791stLargest Mining Sector: 3,796thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,076thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,184thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,429thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,808thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,933rdLargest Black Market: 5,625thRudest Citizens: 6,247thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,330thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,544thMost Efficient Economies: 8,619thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,157thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,246thTop
Largest Governments: 12,127thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,875thSmartest Citizens: 16,507thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,642ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,279thLowest Crime Rates: 20,118thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,076th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Average: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the region

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