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The Corporation of CHONdyne

“Well alright, then.”

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The Corporation of CHONdyne is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman of the Board with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.066 billion Cyborgs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient CHONdynean economy, worth a remarkable 1,310 trillion CHONdollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 322,217 CHONdollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. CHONdyne's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CHONdyne is ranked 1,507^th in the world and 25^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Patriotic, with 82.31 flags saluted per person per day.

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