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The Empire of CHONdyne

“Well, alright then.”

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The Empire of CHONdyne is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman MP with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.791 billion cyborgs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.2%.

The frighteningly efficient CHONdynean economy, worth 462 trillion US dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 258,151 US dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over CHONdyne, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CHONdyne's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

CHONdyne is ranked 2,773^rd in the world and 13^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Fattest Citizens, with 34.5 Obesity Rate.

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