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The Corporation of CHONdyne

“Well alright, then.”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Corporation of CHONdyne is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman of the Board with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.066 billion Cyborgs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient CHONdynean economy, worth a remarkable 1,310 trillion CHONdollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 322,217 CHONdollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. CHONdyne's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CHONdyne is ranked 1,507th in the world and 25th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Patriotic, with 82.31 flags saluted per person per day.

Largest Retail Industry: 526thHighest Disposable Incomes: 707thMost Scientifically Advanced: 715thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 724thRudest Citizens: 817thMost Avoided: 818thMost Armed: 971stFattest Citizens: 1,013thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,016thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,099thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,282ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,485thMost Patriotic: 1,507thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,514thMost Secular: 1,815thHighest Average Incomes: 1,867thMost Efficient Economies: 2,098thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,168thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,190thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,750thLargest Mining Sector: 3,035thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,869thSmartest Citizens: 3,926thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,023rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,173rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,201stLargest Governments: 7,141stLargest Black Market: 7,586thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,680thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,965thTop
Highest Economic Output: 15,585thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,756thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,003rdLargest Gambling Industry: 22,965th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Average: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the region

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