The Sliced And Diced Territory of Cheesy Cheese Island
“In Cheddar We Trust. I Cheddar I Whakawhirinaki Tatou.”
|Category: Civil Rights Lovefest|
Location: the South Pacific
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The Sliced And Diced Territory of Cheesy Cheese Island is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kraft Foods with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.345 billion Cheesers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Cheddarville. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Cheesy Cheese Islandian economy, worth 306 trillion cheeses a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,617 cheeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children are raised bilingual from an early age, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheesy Cheese Island's national animal is the mozzerella cheese, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fetaism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Ipugao.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was endorsed by The Principality of Freavia.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was endorsed by The Serene Land of The United Australian States.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was endorsed by The Republic of New Belgrade.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was endorsed by The PRARIE FOR CULTURE of MNA 33rd Infantry Regiment.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was endorsed by The Python of Apatosaurus.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Westenhald.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Langburn Islands.
- : Cheesy Cheese Island was endorsed by The Sultanate of Libedistan.
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