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The Sliced And Diced Territory of Cheesy Cheese Island

“In Cheddar We Trust. I Cheddar I Whakawhirinaki Tatou.”

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Location: the South Pacific

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The Sliced And Diced Territory of Cheesy Cheese Island is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kraft Foods with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.345 billion Cheesers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Cheddarville. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cheesy Cheese Islandian economy, worth 306 trillion cheeses a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,617 cheeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheesy Cheese Island's national animal is the mozzerella cheese, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fetaism.

Cheesy Cheese Island is ranked 186,777th in the world and 6,399th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 20,408.37 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,761stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,011thMost Influential: 2,388thTop
Best Weather: 8,496thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,427thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,295thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,342ndTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,411thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,234thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,248thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,811thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,941stNicest Citizens: 14,143rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,847thMost Cultured: 18,095thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,432ndMost Inclusive: 19,660thHealthiest Citizens: 20,012thSmartest Citizens: 20,339th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 68th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 259th in the regionBest Weather: 267th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 293rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 322nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 325th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 407th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 440th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 440th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 444th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 449th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 468th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 504th in the regionNicest Citizens: 523rd in the regionMost Cultured: 525th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 593rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 612th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 620th in the regionMost Inclusive: 696th in the regionLargest Populations: 720th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 747th in the regionMost Developed: 762nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 771st in the regionMost Stationary: 773rd in the region

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