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The Republic of Charming Strain

“Pride and Industry”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: The Republican Kingdoms of Europe

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Republic of Charming Strain is a massive, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate population of 3.572 billion Charming Strainians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 38.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Charming Strainian economy, worth 209 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,553 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Charming Strain's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Charming Strain is ranked 85,954th in the world and 1st in The Republican Kingdoms of Europe for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 900.69 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,215th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the region

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