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The Queendom of Kindjal

“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”

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The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 45.977 billion Kindjalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 9,012 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 196,029 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 291,109^th in the world and 17^th in Groland for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -178.53 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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