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The Confederacy of Cajagi

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The Confederacy of Cajagi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cagi with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 17.016 billion Cajagians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaosland. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Cajagian economy, worth a remarkable 3,077 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,869 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cajagi's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Chaos.

Cajagi is ranked 4,309^th in the world and 7^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,937.02 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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