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The Dissident Russian Politics of Boris Nemtsov

“I'm afraid Putin will kill me”

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The Dissident Russian Politics of Boris Nemtsov is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, ritual sacrifices, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 19.935 billion Boris Nemtsovians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Boris Nemtsovian economy, worth a remarkable 3,453 trillion Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,216 Rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 749,236 per year while the poor average 25,470, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

The government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, people hearing voices that tell them to commit crimes are automatically assumed to be holy, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, and a major piece of minority legislation allows a majority of minority interests to majorly undermine majority politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Boris Nemtsov's national animal is the Russian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boris Nemtsov is ranked 6,014^th in the world and 98^th in NationStates for Highest Food Quality, scoring 194.45 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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