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The Empire of Bloody Reich

“Our timber is to die for, literally”

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The Empire of Bloody Reich is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Pureblood Council with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory gun ownership, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.627 billion Purebloods are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloody Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pureblood economy, worth 322 trillion 🕸️s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 198,167 🕸️s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,636,717 per year while the poor average 4,929, a ratio of 332 to 1.

Citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, people are turning themselves into worm food, rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups, and political spontaneity takes a lot of planning. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bloody Reich's national animal is the 🕷️, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dark Arts of Blood Alchemy.

Bloody Reich is ranked 12,643^rd in the world and 11^th in The Axis of Evil for Most Patriotic, with 58.22 flags saluted per person per day.

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