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The Pleasant Playground of Biscayne Park

“Don't even THINK about littering!”

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The Pleasant Playground of Biscayne Park is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Groundskeeper Jay with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.732 billion Biscayne Parkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Squirreltown. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Biscayne Parkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,411 trillion parkian dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,970 parkian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Groundskeeper Jay's wardrobe, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and hazmat suits are a common Biscayne Parkian garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biscayne Park's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Biscayne Park is ranked 283,551^st in the world and 12^th in T2R for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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