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The State of Bata One

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The State of Bata One is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.903 billion Bata Oneans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong Bata Onean economy, worth 788 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,746 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 164,342 per year while the poor average 15,527, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bata One's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bata One is ranked 206,725^th in the world and 5^th in Wiccaland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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