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The GUARANTEED RATE BOWL CHAMPS of Madison and Wisconsin

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The GUARANTEED RATE BOWL CHAMPS of Madison and Wisconsin is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Head Coach Luke Fickell with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.949 billion Badgers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camp Randall Stadium. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Badger economy, worth 857 trillion Tickets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,794 Tickets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The temple hierarchy have found that endorsements are even more lucrative than indulgences, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, the government merely pays lip service to Winning Bowls, and foreign workers are flooding in as Tickets flood out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Madison and Wisconsin's national animal is the Bucky Badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Winning Bowls.

Madison and Wisconsin is ranked 115,829^th in the world and 11^th in Red Wolf Alliance for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,845 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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