The Matriarchy of Bananorium
“As a Monkey Likes Bananas, the Government Likes You”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The Communist Bloc
Regional Influence: Page
The Matriarchy of Bananorium is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Venerated Commitee of Banana Mothers with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 1.146 billion Bananorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gran Platano. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Bananoriumian economy, worth 123 trillion Pevides a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,658 Pevides, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, group hugs break out during floor votes, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Pevides of property damage, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bananorium's national animal is the Pink Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bananorium was endorsed by The Greater Democratic Imperium of Neo Tyranis.
- : Bananorium was endorsed by The Non-Existent Nation of Socialist Heronia.
- : Bananorium was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Sirijiva.
- : Bananorium was endorsed by The Comradeship Union of Red nation state.
- : Bananorium was endorsed by The People's Republic of Mazovian Proletarians.
- : Bananorium was endorsed by The People's Republic of Kahira el-Mubaraka.
- : Bananorium was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Rojavaria.
- : Bananorium was endorsed by The Zombie of Marxmeans.
- : Following new legislation in Bananorium, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in Bananorium, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Pevides of property damage.
Endorsements Received: 100 » Melres e Medas, Fuspiac, New Wark Turulov, Theria Han, Dynamic Revolution, Dimitrija, Lentilha, South Asian Socialist Republics, Ganjallia, Old Mare, The Reunification of Korea, The palace of God 2, Phallas, Socialist Union of Slavic Republics, Sipsin, The Tarpeian Cliffs, Kuduro Lingala, New Soviet States of America, Great Galanthia, Blakkland, Ostveimar, Secutor, Pro Bey, Crescent Commune, Vestrik, Nosatia, Illeron, Ottomeme, Soviet Felines, Daiamid, Koshuri, Kethania, Lorgim Lukka, Huelistan, North Fluedan, Union of Soviet Socialist Republics23, New Astri, Shamian, Chevodonia, Ambaniala, Parangaba, Rubumba, Wonkonia, Virdmar, Anarchic Cirrikh, Zaversko, Debordan, Cometa Scarlatta, The Steephills, Kitchen Nation, and 50 others.Virgondo, Very Good Nation, -Gregoria, Pyralspite, Anarhic Morrowind, Vulga, Therlica, Saniston, Arbados Balarascia, Hispania Aeterna, Souptorrych, Terrapinne, Saint Shepard, Berlin Commune, West Plavia, Swedenirl1, Itilien, Transbiansylvania, Tanamerah, The United Sangha, Domona, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Westacaucasus, Caerebor, Jacarta, Rhudiland, Calusahatchii, Disparatia, Soviet Socialist Anglia, Dudaev, Americ anfootball, The Plebeian States, Kolechecka, The State of Mao, Imperial Plumbus, United States of Buffaloia, The Union of Malaysian Socialists, Hastita, Vilouki, Vereinte Deutsche Foederation, Bibliophilius, Hachea, Marxmeans, Rojavaria, Kahira el-Mubaraka, Mazovian Proletarians, Red nation state, Sirijiva, Socialist Heronia, and Neo Tyranis.