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The Social Democracy of Kebabian States

“May God fear Kebabia”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Europe

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The Social Democracy of Kebabian States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sebastian of Kebabia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.122 billion Kebabis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petrograd. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kebabic economy, worth 728 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 119,001 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and visiting the best Kebabic restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kebabian States's national animal is the grey wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kebabian States is ranked 14,384th in the world and 232nd in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 336.69 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Influential: 398thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 893rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,338thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,204thMost Pacifist: 3,503rdSafest: 3,735thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,897thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,022ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,317thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,372ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,537thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,861stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,872ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,268thHealthiest Citizens: 6,385thMost Developed: 7,047thMost Inclusive: 7,441stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,115thBest Weather: 8,339thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,005thLargest Governments: 9,332ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,498thNicest Citizens: 9,606thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,177thHighest Food Quality: 10,332ndSmartest Citizens: 10,392ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,864thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,164thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,384thMost Income Equality: 15,984thMost Secular: 16,958thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,206th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 50th in the regionMost Income Equality: 68th in the regionTop
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Safest: 72nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 76th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 77th in the regionMost Pacifist: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 83rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 93rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 101st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 107th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 125th in the regionMost Stationary: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 137th in the region

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