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The Unofficial Regional Funnyman of Ancient Republics

“I evade the ladies like I evade my taxes.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Squire


The Unofficial Regional Funnyman of Ancient Republics is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SupremerMemer Man with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, devout population of 13.562 billion War Criminals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abandoned Pizza Hut. The average income tax rate is 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaywalking economy, worth a remarkable 1,880 trillion TUMS Antacid Tablets a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 138,641 TUMS Antacid Tablets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to SupremerMemer Man's wardrobe, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ancient Republics's national animal is the League of Legends Player, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeism.

Ancient Republics is ranked 86,677th in the world and 2,096th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,706.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 3,548thMost Devout: 4,839thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,626thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,031stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,211thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,707thMost Influential: 7,064thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,826thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,848thMost Efficient Economies: 7,879thMost Cultured: 7,947thLargest Black Market: 8,481stMost Developed: 9,006thHighest Economic Output: 10,501stSmartest Citizens: 10,742ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,944thHighest Food Quality: 11,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,333rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,520thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,621stTop
Most Inclusive: 15,428thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,546thLargest Governments: 16,335thHealthiest Citizens: 18,768thHighest Average Incomes: 18,922ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,089thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,436thLargest Populations: 23,720thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,705th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 88th in the regionMost Devout: 99th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 163rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 189th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 191st in the regionMost Cultured: 197th in the regionLargest Black Market: 203rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 203rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 208th in the regionMost Developed: 211th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 214th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 249th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 258th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 261st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 267th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 306th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 319th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 321st in the regionMost Inclusive: 325th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 342nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 357th in the regionLargest Governments: 364th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 399th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 431st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 450th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 465th in the regionLargest Populations: 479th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 567th in the regionRudest Citizens: 673rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 678th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 687th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 23 » Andromeda Islands, Zerentopia, Aandruzognivia, New Anarchisticstan, Pre-Christian Persecuted People, Fauzjhia, Emeseses, Spamton G Spamtoon, Farrakhan, Rumetlzstan, Foraldn, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Minskiev, Hasier, COPPAtilism, POPULICA, Arinteriswith, United Anarchists of Earth, Lux Prima, Opirian, Gibralistan, LoboHobo, and Oceaniaaaa.