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The Unofficial Regional Funnyman of Ancient Republics

“I evade the ladies like I evade my taxes.”

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The Unofficial Regional Funnyman of Ancient Republics is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SupremerMemer Man with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, devout population of 13.562 billion War Criminals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abandoned Pizza Hut. The average income tax rate is 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaywalking economy, worth a remarkable 1,880 trillion TUMS Antacid Tablets a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 138,641 TUMS Antacid Tablets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to SupremerMemer Man's wardrobe, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ancient Republics's national animal is the League of Legends Player, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeism.

Ancient Republics is ranked 86,677^th in the world and 2,096^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,706.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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