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The Republic of Worlds Largest Senior Citizen Home

“Did Margaret fall down the stairs again?”

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The Republic of Worlds Largest Senior Citizen Home is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 312 million Boomers are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The thriving Boomeran economy, worth 23.7 trillion Hard Candies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 75,826 Hard Candies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,303 per year while the poor average 17,185, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies, sleeping on the job is recommended, women across the country are tying the knot, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Worlds Largest Senior Citizen Home's national animal is the Giant Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Worlds Largest Senior Citizen Home is ranked 48,509^th in the world and 101^st in Karma for Most Beautiful Environments, with 693.73 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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