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The Democratic Republic of Ubeland

“Land pulled a bad bitch by being autistic”

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The Democratic Republic of Ubeland is a huge, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 218 million Ubelandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ubelandian economy, worth 16.9 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 77,389 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, Ubeland has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubeland's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ubeland is ranked 27,128^th in the world and 974^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 110.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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