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The Admiralty of Alnorud

“La Loy et la Foy”

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The Admiralty of Alnorud is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Amyral Stanislas with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 18.238 billion Alnorudians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syltrevas. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The strong Alnorudian economy, worth a remarkable 1,398 trillion Alnyrs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,696 Alnyrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alnorud's national animal is the Snow Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Faith of the Seas.

Alnorud is ranked 47,395^th in the world and 7^th in Warzone Asia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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