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The Federal Republic of Aigania

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The Federal Republic of Aigania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Adriano Arthur with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.932 billion Aiganians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Progreso. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aiganian economy, worth an astonishing 17,144 trillion Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 536,902 Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. Aigania's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aiganiaism.

Aigania is ranked 73,725^th in the world and 3,389^th in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 408.87 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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