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The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia

“The glorious regime has made us prosperous!”

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The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dearest Respected Generalissimo Adam with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.647 billion Adamkhazians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adamopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Adamkhazian economy, worth a remarkable 1,045 trillion Adamkhazian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 225,007 Adamkhazian dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 842,519 per year while the poor average 42,041, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adamkhazia's national animal is the Adamkhazian blue eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Adamism.

Adamkhazia is ranked 7,449^th in the world and 5^th in The Axis of Evil for Most Patriotic, with 70.3 flags saluted per person per day.

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