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The United States of Abolitionists

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The United States of Abolitionists is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 45.856 billion Abolitionistsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The powerhouse Abolitionistsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,198 trillion almighty dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 69,750 almighty dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,661 per year while the poor average 18,999, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, military spending is on the increase, and the government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Abolitionists's national animal is the carpetbagger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Abolitionists is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in The Old South for Most Beautiful Environments, with zero pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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