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The United Socialist States of The North Islanders

“You Can't Stop Progress”

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The United Socialist States of The North Islanders is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Admiral Zhukov with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.797 billion North Islanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient a North Islander economy, worth 910 trillion Kalingrads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 189,800 Kalingrads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The North Islanders recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, billions of Kalingrads are spent to take high-quality photos of the Wolf Nebula, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The North Islanders's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The North Islanders is ranked 4,162^nd in the world and 64^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 610.24 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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