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The Sheer Audacity of A Cheeky Nandos

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The Sheer Audacity of A Cheeky Nandos is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fernando Duarte with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, strictly enforced bedtime, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.886 billion Nandosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peri. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nandosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Pounds a year, is dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,620 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Many citizens refuse to smile lest they reveal their gold fillings, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen, and foreign workers are flooding in as Pounds flood out. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. A Cheeky Nandos's national animal is the Chav, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

A Cheeky Nandos is ranked 60,594^th in the world and 121^st in United Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 23.2 flags saluted per person per day.

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