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The Rogue Nation of Loose Alcoholics

“Obey, Slay, Drink the Day Away”

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The Rogue Nation of Loose Alcoholics is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 937 million Loose Alcoholicsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sea City. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Loose Alcoholicsian economy, worth 59.9 trillion crisp leaveses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 63,895 crisp leaveses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody knows why the caged sea otters sings, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loose Alcoholics's national animal is the sea otters, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Loose Alcoholics is ranked 9,998^th in the world and 10^th in The Wellspring for Safest, scoring 121.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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