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The Most Serene Republic of Balkvla Islands

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The Most Serene Republic of Balkvla Islands is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.453 billion Balkvla Islandsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nimbasa City. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Balkvla Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,046 trillion hitoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,451 hitoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the new classical revitalization of Nimbasa City is expected to be completed sometime in the next century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Balkvla Islands's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Balkvla Islands is ranked 289,222^nd in the world and 711^th in The Wellspring for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -26.68 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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