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The Republic of 900147

“I love 9003”

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The Republic of 900147 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.477 billion 900147ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 900147ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,303 trillion 9003s a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,350 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 900147's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

900147 is ranked 35,865^th in the world and 57^th in Big Farma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.54 law-abiding acts per hour.

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