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The Federal Republic of Classified information

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The Federal Republic of Classified information is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 391 million Classified informationians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Classified informationian economy, worth 15.7 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 40,281 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, Classified informationian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Classified information's national animal is the cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Classified information is ranked 84,046^th in the world and 1^st in Hermster for Most Patriotic, with 17 flags saluted per person per day.

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