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The Loving Couple of -I-Ship-It |
“Shipping Fan!”
Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: New West Indies |
Regional Influence: Negotiator |
The Loving Couple of -I-Ship-It is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sophia with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.229 billion -I-Ship-Itians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prester. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient -I-Ship-Itian economy, worth 790 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,873 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, flowering peace lilies are the best defence against -I-Ship-It's military, small shoes often wash up on the beach, and foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous -I-Ship-Itian bee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -I-Ship-It's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.
-I-Ship-It is ranked 190,414th in the world and 7th in New West Indies for Safest, scoring 50.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : -I-Ship-It was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Black Market, and Most Developed.
- : -I-Ship-It was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in -I-Ship-It, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous -I-Ship-Itian bee.
- : Following new legislation in -I-Ship-It, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
- : Following new legislation in -I-Ship-It, flowering peace lilies are the best defence against -I-Ship-It's military.
- : Following new legislation in -I-Ship-It, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
- : Following new legislation in -I-Ship-It, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
- : Following new legislation in -I-Ship-It, net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent.
- : -I-Ship-It was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in -I-Ship-It, twins are held culpable for the actions of their siblings.