Spotlight on:
The Enlightened Principality of XiOnn |
“If the cancer doesn’t get you, *we* will!”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Balder |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Enlightened Principality of XiOnn is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Arbiter of Time with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate population of 18.569 billion Enlightened Ones have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chronopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient XiOnnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,089 trillion negative meat popsicles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,395 negative meat popsicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XiOnn's national animal is the Nu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
XiOnn is ranked 3,361st in the world and 172nd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 127.28 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in XiOnn, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
- : Following new legislation in XiOnn, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs.
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : XiOnn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in XiOnn, visitors to Graffiti Warrens National Park are offered a complimentary tetanus vaccination.
- : Following new legislation in XiOnn, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
- : Following new legislation in XiOnn, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.