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The KINGDOM of VIPERMARTIAN

“Mada Mada Dane (you still have a long way to go)”

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The KINGDOM of VIPERMARTIAN is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.187 billion VIPERMARTIANians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VIPERMARTIAN City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient VIPERMARTIANian economy, worth an astonishing 17,768 trillion ZAMRI MONIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 800,842 ZAMRI MONIES, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys, hazmat suits are a common VIPERMARTIANian garb, a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime is totally unknown. VIPERMARTIAN's national animal is the Zorah Magdaros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secret.

VIPERMARTIAN is ranked 164^th in the world and 3^rd in The top 3 giant for Most Corrupt Governments, with 946.06 kickbacks per hour.

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