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The Most Serene Republic of The Party Party

“There is Only One Party, the Party Party”

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The Most Serene Republic of The Party Party is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.505 billion Party Partyians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.3%.

The strong Party Partyian economy, worth 431 trillion Party Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 50,710 Party Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, fresh food is a thing of the past due to onerous testing standards, and a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Party Party's national animal is the Party Animal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Party Party is ranked 192,615^th in the world and 7,823^rd in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 45.28 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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