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The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity

“Gargantuan Love God”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Ztorque

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 44.924 billion Rands Objectivityians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rands Objectivityian economy, worth an astonishing 20,678 trillion rand a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 460,297 rand, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,373,327 per year while the poor average 48,663, a ratio of 48.8 to 1.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the government has enacted freedom of information, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rands Objectivity's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rands Objectivity is ranked 285,729th in the world and 4th in Ztorque for Most Patriotic, with 0.17 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Stationary: 9thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 49thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 74thMost Rebellious Youth: 86thHighest Economic Output: 124thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 127thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 128thHighest Disposable Incomes: 158thFattest Citizens: 221stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 269thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 341stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 408thMost Avoided: 418thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 446thLargest Populations: 450thLargest Insurance Industry: 509thLargest Gambling Industry: 523rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 576thHighest Crime Rates: 598thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 630thHighest Average Incomes: 645thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 678thMost Efficient Economies: 825thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,004thMost Armed: 1,096thSmartest Citizens: 1,288thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,569thLargest Mining Sector: 1,718thRudest Citizens: 1,728thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,246thLargest Retail Industry: 2,591stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,396thMost Cultured: 3,598thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,882ndMost Influential: 5,256thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,681stMost Subsidized Industry: 22,562ndLargest Black Market: 22,913thMost Pro-Market: 23,446thMost Secular: 26,656th

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