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The LordNwahsian Republic of Olvern

“To Live in Peace and Harmony”

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The LordNwahsian Republic of Olvern is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nwahs with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.595 billion Olvernians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Olvernian economy, worth 662 trillion Tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,380 Tokens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 758,304 per year while the poor average 29,558, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), one does not simply walk into the tundra, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Olvern's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Olvern is ranked 226,930^th in the world and 5,586^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 25.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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