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The Trout Fishers of Kreushia

“i lov kresha”

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The Trout Fishers of Kreushia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Siya Kreusch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.63 billion Kreushians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Environment, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kresha. The average income tax rate is 60.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kreushian economy, worth 347 trillion Lots a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Gambling, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,950 Lots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the statue in the Palpatine Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Kreushia, and flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers. Crime is a serious problem. Kreushia's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kreushia is ranked 22,556^th in the world and 635^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 44.7 flags saluted per person per day.

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