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The United States of Infinitalia

“Life is prosperous. It must be used with care.”

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The United States of Infinitalia is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 190 million Infinitalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 22.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Infinitalian economy, worth 7.38 trillion Infinity Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,842 Infinity Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by Infinitalia, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infinitalia's national animal is the Armadillo.

Infinitalia is ranked 124,535^th in the world and 4^th in Spiritalia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.41 law-abiding acts per hour.