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The Defense Council of Heckler Kochica

“Shoot first, ask questions later”

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The Defense Council of Heckler Kochica is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 7.441 billion Heckler Kochicans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colt. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Heckler Kochican economy, worth 749 trillion Dead Bodies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 100,788 Dead Bodies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home. Crime is totally unknown. Heckler Kochica's national animal is the Smith and Wessen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Heckler Kochica is ranked 73,056^th in the world and 34^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Populations, with 7.44 billion capita.

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