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The Dictatorship of FloridaMan Crack

“Swamp Ass in My Ass”

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The Dictatorship of FloridaMan Crack is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 418 million FloridaMan Crackians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 21.0%.

The powerhouse FloridaMan Crackian economy, worth 37.0 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,408 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

People say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, and schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. FloridaMan Crack's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

FloridaMan Crack is ranked 46,239^th in the world and 4^th in Sea Lime Peninsula for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 158.1 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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