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The Confederacy of Evangelical

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The Confederacy of Evangelical is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.548 billion Evangelicalians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The very strong Evangelicalian economy, worth 997 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 64,149 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 213,511 per year while the poor average 14,361, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

The government is seen to favor Catholics. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Evangelical's national animal is the Hamburger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Evangelical is ranked 70,656^th in the world and 3,239^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 94.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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