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The Republic of Detroit Lions OL

“We Will Endure”

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The Republic of Detroit Lions OL is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 727 million Detroit Lions OLians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.2%.

The strong Detroit Lions OLian economy, worth 36.2 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 49,846 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detroit Lions OL's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Detroit Lions OL is ranked 185,574^th in the world and 328^th in Denver Broncos for Safest, scoring 51.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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