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The Commonwealth of Australjapan

“Low Fence Jump... Shall We Say DC 15?”

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The Commonwealth of Australjapan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rocky Rambo 247 IOM 69 Bob Beaverhunter with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 2.66 billion Australjapanese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EDSF Super X-2000. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Australjapanian economy, worth 534 trillion Joulebonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,929 Joulebonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, youth call each other types of vegetables in lieu of government-banned racial insults, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Australjapan's national animal is the Genestealer Chimera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fysikoi-CS.

Australjapan is ranked 207,769^th in the world and 1^st in Hyperborea for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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