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The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson

Conqueror Worm wrote:Instead of a fancy magical train delivering the children, you just toss 'em in a box with holes and ship 'em pony express.

You still have to deal with the River Styx. You haven't solved that issue.

Demonos wrote:If I have use to my overlord Daisy Johnson, may it be to her pleasure to serve in another capacity.

You shall be seated on my right and become my Adjutant/Enforcer to ensure that my edicts are obeyed.

Post self-deleted by Demonos.

The Quarantined Outbreak of Infected Zone 307

Conqueror Worm wrote:This is a pretty good idea. I really like the concept of a darkly comedic story based on "Hogwarts, but evil." I think I would read that series.

Instead of a fancy magical train delivering the children, you just toss 'em in a box with holes and ship 'em pony express.

Rather than teaching them wondrous magic and fantastical spells, we break their spirits until all whimsy and individuality is gone, after which we can remold them into good, non-questioning citizens.

Instead of a fun cadre of wacky teachers, you've got the two of us :)

Very good Lord Worm, or shall I call you Headmaster Worm? Bwahaha.

It shall be established on an active volcano and every day the children must cross ever changing flows of lava to get to the classes. Usually we donít finish the school year... for reasons.

The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson

Demonos wrote:*Lady Vera lowers herself to one knee. As she bows before The Overlord of Underworld*

Rise, Lady Vera and take your place by my side.

For your first task, I decree that a Ministry of Education be created to develop a syllabus to be applied to any and all educational institutions that may be established here. We must be sure that the children receive the proper torturous education such as memorizing the complete works of Barbara Cartland in Xhosa.

The first institution to fall under this syllabus shall be The Infected Wormís School for Obedience and 24/7 Childcare Services.

The Danse Macabre of Conqueror Worm

Daisy Johnson wrote:You still have to deal with the River Styx. You haven't solved that issue.

Yeah... I believe this facility will necessarily be established rather offshore...far, far offshore

Infected Zone 307 wrote:Very good Lord Worm, or shall I call you Headmaster Worm? Bwahaha.

It shall be established on an active volcano and every day the children must cross ever changing flows of lava to get to the classes. Usually we donít finish the school year... for reasons.

I graciously accept the position, Infected Provost

The Quarantined Outbreak of Infected Zone 307

Conqueror Worm wrote:Yeah... I believe this facility will necessarily be established rather offshore...far, far offshore

I graciously accept the position, Infected Provost

Now headmaster it is time... you must acquire the Legendary Beard of the Greater Wisdom. Once it is acquired, your position shall be cemented across time and space!

The Kingdom of The Ghouls

Hey, I am goverment of the ghouls. Can i be king of goverment

The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson

Infected Zone 307 wrote:Now headmaster it is time... you must acquire the Legendary Beard of the Greater Wisdom. Once it is acquired, your position shall be cemented across time and space!

Are you referring to the concrete overcoat that will enshrine him prior to his being ensconced in the Styx?

The Ghouls wrote:Hey, I am goverment of the ghouls. Can i be king of goverment

Of course you may be king of your Nation's government. However, Underworld has its own duely appointed/elected government.

Post self-deleted by Demonos.

The Colony of Heluuria

I didn't understand a single word of that but I'm in

The Danse Macabre of Conqueror Worm

Infected Zone 307 wrote:Now headmaster it is time... you must acquire the Legendary Beard of the Greater Wisdom. Once it is acquired, your position shall be cemented across time and space!

*sits ever so still and thinks beardy, elderly thoughts*

The Quarantined Outbreak of Infected Zone 307

Daisy Johnson wrote:Are you referring to the concrete overcoat that will enshrine him prior to his being ensconced in the Styx?

Hmmm it should be gold... shinier.

Demonos wrote:I shall begin drafting The Order of the Fork; a comprehensive educational ministry and labor union of demon instructors, administrators, and superintendents of demon school districts. The order shall be a provost to educational institutions of Underworld by implementing a common core of demonic education and program/research funding. It shall certify infernal educators and be collective to their mission of Hellion enlightenment. It's center institutions will be The Infected Wormís School for Obedience and 24/7 Childcare Services, Vapula Prolex Polytechnic University, and the proposed St. Lucifer Gymnasium for the Fine and High Arts. Expect the dispatch this week, my Overlord.

Common core? Certified infernal educators? Labor union!?

Donít do it! Think of the children!

The Quarantined Outbreak of Infected Zone 307

Conqueror Worm wrote:*sits ever so still and thinks beardy, elderly thoughts*

Brings in tea along with the latest financial reports.

The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson

Infected Zone 307 wrote:Hmmm it should be gold... shinier.

Common core? Certified infernal educators? Labor union!?

Donít do it! Think of the children!

Concrete doesn't melt in the Hellfire.

We are thinking of the children and how to torment them further.

The Danse Macabre of Conqueror Worm

Infected Zone 307 wrote:Brings in tea along with the latest financial reports.

gah! This tea is too hot... You want I should die from burning tea? Is my progress to the grave not brisk enough for you?

And would you look at the market? What are the youths today doing to this world we built? I tell you, I didn't fight two wars against the Intergalactic Neo-Byzantine Chrono-Empire, just to see this new generation of layabouts mess it all up... I didn't live through the Great Big Double Secret Depression just to watch some mewling babes sell out the economy to those idolatrous Quebecois... Pork Belly Futures! That's where the real money is!

Kids these days, I tell you...

The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson

Conqueror Worm wrote:Kids these days, I tell you...

Kids!
I don't know what's wrong with these kids today
Kids!
Who can understand anything they say?
Kids!
They are disobedient, disrespectful oafs
Noisy, crazy, sloppy, lazy loafers
And while we're on the subject
Kids!
You can talk and talk till' your face is blue
Kids!
But they still do just what they want to do
Why can't they be like we were?
Perfect in every way
What's the matter with kids today?!

The Confederacy of Badhar
The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson

Badhar wrote:I am here Alaskaa

Welcome to Underworld, Badhar! I hope that you will enjoy your stay with us.

The Quarantined Outbreak of Infected Zone 307

Daisy Johnson wrote:Concrete doesn't melt in the Hellfire.

We are thinking of the children and how to torment them further.

B-but concrete! It looks so lame!

Hmm how do your torment your kids?

Conqueror Worm wrote:gah! This tea is too hot... You want I should die from burning tea? Is my progress to the grave not brisk enough for you?

And would you look at the market? What are the youths today doing to this world we built? I tell you, I didn't fight two wars against the Intergalactic Neo-Byzantine Chrono-Empire, just to see this new generation of layabouts mess it all up... I didn't live through the Great Big Double Secret Depression just to watch some mewling babes sell out the economy to those idolatrous Quebecois... Pork Belly Futures! That's where the real money is!

Kids these days, I tell you...

W-worm sensei... y-youíre ranting again. The doctor also said you shouldnít raise your blood pressure. Oh by Satan, I got to go get your meds. Itís that time of day!

The Danse Macabre of Conqueror Worm

Daisy Johnson wrote:Kids!

Ha! An ex introduced me to this movie a few years back. I enjoyed it far more than I thought I was going to.

Infected Zone 307 wrote:W-worm sensei... y-youíre ranting again. The doctor also said you shouldnít raise your blood pressure. Oh by Satan, I got to go get your meds. Itís that time of day!

Doctor? What, this big shot doctor thinks he knows my blood better than me? Running through the veins of his body, is it? I think not, no. Then he can keep his opinions as to its pressure to himself, thank you very much.

The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson

Infected Zone 307 wrote:B-but concrete! It looks so lame!

Hmm how do your torment your kids?

Concrete may look lame, but it's quite effective. ;)

There are so many chores around the house that I can torment the children with.

Post self-deleted by Infected Zone 307.

The Quarantined Outbreak of Infected Zone 307

Conqueror Worm wrote:Doctor? What, this big shot doctor thinks he knows my blood better than me? Running through the veins of his body, is it? I think not, no. Then he can keep his opinions as to its pressure to himself, thank you very much.

Daaaadd donít do this. The nice man is just going to take some blood samples and give you some meds. Unless - no it canít be... can it...?

Stares at Worm-sensei

Are you, the Great Wyrm, scared of needles?

Daisy Johnson wrote:Concrete may look lame, but it's quite effective. ;)

There are so many chores around the house that I can torment the children with.

B-but co-concrete do-doesnít come in b-black!

Chores!? You absolute monster. Iím calling CPS on you. Bah! Next thing youíll be saying you make them say please and thank you. Or make them study and do homework.

The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson

Infected Zone 307 wrote:Chores!? You absolute monster. Iím calling CPS on you. Bah! Next thing youíll be saying you make them say please and thank you. Or make them study and do homework.

Teach,
Your children well,
Teach them to spell,
And use good grammar.

The Danse Macabre of Conqueror Worm

Infected Zone 307 wrote:Daaaadd donít do this. The nice man is just going to take some blood samples and give you some meds. Unless - no it canít be... can it...?

Stares at Worm-sensei

Are you, the Great Wyrm, scared of needles?

What? Don't be ridiculous! I'm not afraid of needles...I simply prefer not to be stabbed by long, sharp, razor-thin medical bayonets that plunge so deep into your skin that they almost hit bone, and one time that dopey nurse left the needle in and it slipped while inside and began scraping against the bone and I screamed out and she said not to be such a baby and I bit her in half, and now I'm not allowed back in that hospital anymore...

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