Tower of The Wizord

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Grand Mystical Academy of Wizord

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Highest Crime Rates: 236th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 311th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 334th+16
Fattest Citizens: 351st Most Valuable International Artwork: 478th Most Armed: 781st Most Avoided: 823rd Largest Retail Industry: 876th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,302nd Most Rebellious Youth: 1,375th Most Devout: 1,449th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,729th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,838th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,943rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,086th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,090th Rudest Citizens: 2,138th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,202nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,428th
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Tower of the Sleeping Wizord, wasting away an eternity, staring at the reflection of the stars in the scrying pond

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Embassies: Gypsy Lands, Chicken overlords, Codex Ylvus, Traveling Wilburys, The Bar on the corner of every region, Lardyland, Hollow Point, Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region, Anarchical Assembly, Nintendo, Independence Hill, Sovereign Corporate League, A hellhole, United States of America, The Great Yellow Empire, The Jewel Nations, and 5 others.Oneid, Fredonia, The Embassy, News Stand, and Guinea Kiribati.

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Tower of The Wizord contains 2 nations.

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The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Tower of The Wizord

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

As a region, Tower of The Wizord is ranked 20,758th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Grand Mystical Academy of WizordBenevolent Dictatorship“With Sword and Sorcery”
2.The Spotless House of Veritably CleanIron Fist Consumerists“There's no clean like Mr. Clean.”

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Tower of The Wizord Regional Message Board

Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.

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The Kingdom of Yi BD

Do you guys wanna help me in a WAR

The Grand Mystical Academy of Wizord

Yi BD wrote:Do you guys wanna help me in a WAR

What happens in the material realms is beyond my notice. Temporal kings are far too fleeting.

However, in honor of friendship between our two regions I will offer you a scroll from my library... Hmm, yes, here, I will grant you a scroll of Lesser Vermintide. Simply read the inscriptions and it will spawn forth an army of 10,000 rats. They won't listen to your commands, and the spell only works once so use it with care



The Spotless House of Veritably Clean

Yi BD wrote:Do you guys wanna help me in a WAR

Like my Wizord friend here, I am far too busy to involve myself in such matters. The tower must be cleaned at all times lest the dust bunnies overgrow their cleaned shackles and run rampant with filth.

On that note, I wish you good will and would like to bestow upon you a magic eraser. War is a messy business after all... Please take care.

Many lemon trees

Yi BD wrote:Do you guys wanna help me in a WAR

Though I am but a lemon sapling, I will give you this lemon meringue pie as a snack. I am saddened to hear that life has given you such sour luck.



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The Kingdom of Yi BD

Many lemon trees wrote:Though I am but a lemon sapling, I will give you this lemon meringue pie as a snack. I am saddened to hear that life has given you such sour luck.

My colony decided to rebel and now all I eat are raw sour lemons ☹️. No offense but Im not even allowed to make lemonade. Im so sad 😭



The Grand Mystical Academy of Wizord

A warm welcome to Many lemon trees, may you find our soil acidity and annual rainfall proper for your citrus goals

Many lemon trees

Yi BD wrote:My colony decided to rebel and now all I eat are raw sour lemons ☹️. No offense but Im not even allowed to make lemonade. Im so sad 😭

Then it is a good thing I have given you that pie.

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The Kingdom of Yi BD

Hello

The Grand Mystical Academy of Wizord

Yi BD wrote:Hello

Greetings

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The Free Land of Jewel Nations Hotel Resort

Does anyone want to join the Jewel Nations Hotel Resort. We have top of the line staff and we can reserve a room for you.

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