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Hello There.

#punday Monday.

I used to play the piano by ear until my music teacher told me I’d do better if I used my fingers.

I used to go to school regularly, until the teacher explained the concept of holidays to me.

Don't know if it would qualify as a pun though.

everywhere is rainbow

hello there:)
please don't ban me

Good morning TWP, how are yall doing today?

First German-American empire wrote:

hello there:)
please don't ban me

Ooo... Sounds like a challenge! Who will get there first?

PUNDAY MONDAY!!!

In honor of pride month I am trying to come up with some LGBTQ puns, but most of them aren't all that funny and some border on offensive. That being said...

What do you call an LGBT capitalist?
Buysexual.

What happens when you put a lot of LGBT people in a long line?
You get a LGBTQ.

Every time I ask someone what the acronym LGBTQ stands for...
I can never get a straight answer.

Davelands wrote:

Ooo... Sounds like a challenge! Who will get there first?

Challenge accepted! That flag is way too suspicious.

Good morning! :)

Hello

I have no idea what Punday Monday is but I got one

I only know 25 letters in the alphabet.

Yea.... I don't know Y

Gotta love June in TWP. Really feline the purride! :3

Napoleon didn't play a big role in designing his coat, but he did have a hand in it.

I invested a lot of money in the origami industry, but then it folded.

I hate long fairy tales. They always dragon for hours.

Just burned 2,000 calories. I'm never napping while I bake again.

#PundayMonday

#punday Monday

Behold, a pun so bad it made my austrian dad laugh and groan at the same time when I first told it to him:

I don't trust stairs, they are always up to something

I saw an ad for burial plots, but that’s the last thing I need.

Did you hear about the silk worm race? It ended in a tie

Is my cat dead? As of today, that is 100 purrr-cent!
#PundayMonday 😂😂😭😭😭😭
Anyways, yeah. He was a great cat, and he's in a better place now.

Ooh, Punday Mondays.

this is for all the LGBTQ Paleontologists or wannabes.

What does a gay Triceratops look for?
Tricerabottoms.

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an ‘Escalator Temporarily Out of Order’ sign, only ‘Escalator Temporarily Stairs’.

Most of my life is spent avoiding conflict. I hardly ever visit Ukraine.

_{Who lost their World Cup play-off to Wales last night. Rotten, aren’t we.}

Hmmm has anyone noticed how Ireland is one sea away from Iceland? #mondaypunday

Podium wrote:

Behold, a pun so bad it made my austrian dad laugh and groan at the same time when I first told it to him:

Why is the german word for toothpaste 'Zahnpasta', and not 'Zahnpaste'?

Because it's al dente.

I absolutely love multilingual jokes. Bravo!

Elianio wrote:

Is my cat dead? As of today, that is 100 purrr-cent!
#PundayMonday 😂😂😭😭😭😭
Anyways, yeah. He was a great cat, and he's in a better place now.

Oh, mate. I'm sorry to hear that. What a hole they leave in our lives.

#punday Monday

When you say thanks a ton to a fat person

I shouldn't have said that

Elianio wrote:

Is my cat dead? As of today, that is 100 purrr-cent!
#PundayMonday  😂😂😭😭😭😭
Anyways, yeah. He was a great cat, and he's in a better place now.

I'm glad you are able to find humor in this situation friend. I hope you are able to find solace as well. Rest in peace boodykit.

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.

Two fish in a tank. One says: ‘How do you drive this thing?'

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