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via The South Pacific

The Mediterranean Republic of Vulbania
The Snarky Solar Observer of Bhang Bhang Duc

#punday Monday.

I used to play the piano by ear until my music teacher told me I’d do better if I used my fingers.

The Republic of Bakartha

I used to go to school regularly, until the teacher explained the concept of holidays to me.

Don't know if it would qualify as a pun though.

The Empire of The Ther

everywhere is rainbow

The United States of First German-American empire

hello there:)
please don't ban me

via The Communist Bloc

The Rainbow Confederacy of UFROE

Good morning TWP, how are yall doing today?

via The Sportsbook

The Sportsbook CEO of Davelands

First German-American empire wrote:hello there:)
please don't ban me

Ooo... Sounds like a challenge! Who will get there first?

PUNDAY MONDAY!!!

In honor of pride month I am trying to come up with some LGBTQ puns, but most of them aren't all that funny and some border on offensive. That being said...

What do you call an LGBT capitalist?
Buysexual.

What happens when you put a lot of LGBT people in a long line?
You get a LGBTQ.

Every time I ask someone what the acronym LGBTQ stands for...
I can never get a straight answer.

The Federal Republic of Santos-Dominius

Davelands wrote:Ooo... Sounds like a challenge! Who will get there first?

Challenge accepted! That flag is way too suspicious.

The Republic of Itumbiar

Good morning! :)

Podium, Vaium Kar Earanopose, Vusaronia, and The greater austria-hungarian empire



The greater austria-hungarian empire

Hello

I have no idea what Punday Monday is but I got one

I only know 25 letters in the alphabet.

Yea.... I don't know Y

Immushvilio

Gotta love June in TWP. Really feline the purride! :3

Napoleon didn't play a big role in designing his coat, but he did have a hand in it.

I invested a lot of money in the origami industry, but then it folded.

I hate long fairy tales. They always dragon for hours.

Just burned 2,000 calories. I'm never napping while I bake again.

#PundayMonday



The Republic of Bakartha

#punday Monday

McDonald is a lake fed by melting glaciers
The ʎɐM ǝɥʇ ɟo ƃuᴉuǝʇɹoɥS of Kwisatz Carderach

oh goodness, punday Monday sounds like it's right up my alley...

Say what you want about Switzerland, but their flag is a big plus!

The Too-Well-Hidden Bunker of Podium

Behold, a pun so bad it made my austrian dad laugh and groan at the same time when I first told it to him:

Because it's al dente.
The Most Serene Republic of New Dospia
The Demilitarized Stratocracy of Shackleduck

I saw an ad for burial plots, but that’s the last thing I need.

Did you hear about the silk worm race? It ended in a tie

The Jewish Pacific State of Elianio

Is my cat dead? As of today, that is 100 purrr-cent!
#PundayMonday 😂😂😭😭😭😭
Anyways, yeah. He was a great cat, and he's in a better place now.

The Skirt Blowing Episode of Monroevia

Ooh, Punday Mondays.

this is for all the LGBTQ Paleontologists or wannabes.

What does a gay Triceratops look for?
Tricerabottoms.



The Snarky Solar Observer of Bhang Bhang Duc

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be an ‘Escalator Temporarily Out of Order’ sign, only ‘Escalator Temporarily Stairs’.

Most of my life is spent avoiding conflict. I hardly ever visit Ukraine.

Who lost their World Cup play-off to Wales last night. Rotten, aren’t we.

The Democratic Republic of Bitar

Hmmm has anyone noticed how Ireland is one sea away from Iceland? #mondaypunday

The Sylvan Kingdom of Willow Gate

Podium wrote:Behold, a pun so bad it made my austrian dad laugh and groan at the same time when I first told it to him:

Because it's al dente.

I absolutely love multilingual jokes. Bravo!

Elianio wrote:Is my cat dead? As of today, that is 100 purrr-cent!
#PundayMonday 😂😂😭😭😭😭
Anyways, yeah. He was a great cat, and he's in a better place now.

Oh, mate. I'm sorry to hear that. What a hole they leave in our lives.



The Republic of Bakartha

#punday Monday

When you say thanks a ton to a fat person

I shouldn't have said that

The United States of Caschia

Elianio wrote:Is my cat dead? As of today, that is 100 purrr-cent!
#PundayMonday  😂😂😭😭😭😭
Anyways, yeah. He was a great cat, and he's in a better place now.

I'm glad you are able to find humor in this situation friend. I hope you are able to find solace as well. Rest in peace boodykit.

The Snarky Solar Observer of Bhang Bhang Duc

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.

Two fish in a tank. One says: ‘How do you drive this thing?'

The Republic of Itumbiar

Hi

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