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Curlyhoward wrote:

Curlyhoward

Oz:"Who dares to approach the Great and Powerful Wizard?!? Speak!!!!"

Moe:"G..g...g...go ahead kid, we'll be rite behind ya! About 500 yards behind..."

Curlyhoward:"It's me your Oz-osity, Curly. They told me I can ask you two questions your honor. The foist one is from Moe, but he's hiding behind a pillar so, if you don't mind, I will ask you your Oz-ness. Who will win the upcoming election in November???"

Oz:"It is clear to me now. I see the evil demon Soros slumped in his corner, broken, because the Great Orange Man will defeat the Cackling Word Salad Witch from the West! So sez Oz!"

Curlyhoward:"Thank you your greatness. Now, please explain the mystery of Alice Parker your honor-ness!"

Oz:"Alice has a rich history. She was hanged as a witch in the 1700s, was a great teacher/musician/poet in the 20th century, and is now a world class thief, second to none!"

Curlyhoward:"I don't understand, your honor could maybe explain it to me since Moe sez I'm a dullard!"

Oz:"Your Alice is really a powerful cosmic force much like Mister Nobody from 'Lost in Space'. She was born hundreds of years ago thru pure energy force! That is why she can always avoid capture as a thief!"

Curlyhoward:"Oh my God!!! This is beyond belief!"

Oz:"Just go ask Alice. I think she'll know. And she knows why you two were drawn to eachother. Because you were also born as a cosmic force yourself!!!"

Curlyhoward:"Holy poop, I am Mister Nobody too!!!!"

Oz:"Of course! How do you think that you've been making movies since the 1930s and yet you're still young! And it explains how you survived falling off a skyscraper as an iron worker, riding a missile into Nazi headquarters, falling from an oil rig, being blown up from dynamite, surviving a zillion slaps from Moe, and so much more!"

Curlyhoward:"This is just too much! I think I have to fart!!!"

Oz:"You must leave now before your gas escapes to avoid the wrath of Oz!!! And pay no attention to the man behind the curtain unless you want me to lock the exit so youse can't leave!"

All the stooges simultaneously:"aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyeeeeeee!!!!!!"

*The story goes that Curly blasted a huge fear filled fart as they ran out the open door together. Legend has it that an automatic door was installed to replace the stained glass door that it is rumored to have been crashed thru by Ebonhand the Cowardly Lion in the past. Last thing the residents of Oz remember is the image of the boyz all diving into the Jeep and careening out of Oz just ahead of the flying monkeys and the apple hurling trees.*

**And there you have it! The greatest Curly adventure yet! We all hope you enjoyed the ride! And, as always, we hope we passed the audition! And that's the bottom liiiiiiiiine because Superstar Billy Graham sez so!!!!!**